Johnny Foobleheimer

Johnny Foobleheimer researches foobles. His native town of Fricken-on-the-Frickfrack is plagued by foobles; two out of three Frickenonthefrickfrackenites cannot remember most proper nouns, and substitute ‘fooble’ for them. Conversation is surprisingly easy for the afflicted, but communication with the outside is difficult. Johnny Foobleheimer vowed to cure foobles when he became the only member of his immediate family not foobleized; the trauma of being outcast from his fooble was fooble. When he was fooble, he left home for the Fooble of Squirpenstadt, where he majored in fooble.